If The GoGos and The Shaggs had met in the late 70s and had a baby in Switzerland, it’s name would have been Kleenex. Then Kimberley-Clark would have sued the baby, so it would have changed it’s name to LiliPUT instead. All of that happened except the tryst between Belinda and Dot. (I mean, I’m assuming that part is fiction, but I also know what happens when I assume…)

The song that stuck with me back in the day was “Ain’t You,” but I couldn’t find a live version of it, so here’s the song with a static image: